Nice Day For a White Wedding

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I’m off to Killarney tomorrow in advance of a flight to Germany from Kerry Airport the following morning. It’s my second time flying from Kerry, although it’s a bit of an exaggeration to call it an airport; I’ve seen taxi ranks that are bigger! It’s the only airport I know that’s beside the road and where there’s more danger of stepping on cow dung than there is of terrorism. On Wednesday, I’ll be flying into Frankfurt Hahn where I’ll be collected by my friend Pia who has promised to take me on a tour of the beer gardens where I’ll get to sample the lovely beer that they produce in her region. Now, meeting Pia and drinking fine German beer is not my only reason for leaving Ireland for a week, although it is as good a reason as any. The main purpose of my trip to continental Europe is to attend the wedding of a good friend of mine named Christian

I spent a year in college in the States a few years ago and Christian and I were the only Europeans on campus. For nine months, we shared a dorm and many drinks and even more laughs in north Kentucky. I had actually requested a single room and I remember being a bit apprehensive when I found out that I’d be sharing with a Bavarian. I needn’t have worried as it soon became apparent that we had a lot in common. We discovered that we had similar tastes in music, beer and even women. We also shared a sense of humour and we never fell out with each other at any time during the year. We’ve since met up twice in Germany and twice in Ireland and we’ve continued to share drinks, laughs and music. Christian now has a child and this Saturday the mother of his child will become his wife. I’m really looking forward to celebrating the day with them and their friends

All this talk of weddings reminded me of a conversation I had a few months ago. At least once a week I meet my friend John for lunch at the Wild Onion. While eating our omelettes we discuss what’s happening in the worlds of music, film, football and what-have-you. Sometimes we’re joined by Dave, a friend of John’s and an acquaintance of mine. Dave’s getting married next year and he’s trying to figure out what kind of tunes he’s going to put on the DVD of the Big Day. Dave likes a bit of alternative music, but he doesn’t want to freak out anyone whose musical tastes are more conservative. Also, he wants to pick songs that the future Mrs Dave will enjoy. I’ve put together 22 songs that could be used to accompany images of the happy day. My selection is bookended by two versions of Billy Idol’s White Wedding, a countrified cover and a mashup with Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game. In between, it features a few songs that bear the name of someone special in Dave’s life, some lesser known cover versions of famous love songs, a classic or two, and a few tongue-in-cheek numbers. So, Dave, here’s a few tracks for you to check out. Their total running time is around 70 minutes. Hopefully, you’ll find one or two to put on the wedding DVD

01 White Wedding (Billy Idol cover) – The Whip

02 Proud Mary – CCR

03 Mary’s Prayer – Danny Wilson

04 Arms Of Mary – The Sutherland Bros

05 Take a Message to Mary – Everly Bros

06 Along Comes Mary – The Association

07 Mary Won’t You Warm My Bed – Colin Blunstone

08 Love Train – The O’Jays

09 Groovy Kind of Love – The Mindbenders

10 I’m Gonna Love You Too – Buddy Holly

11 Grow Old With Me (John Lennon cover) – Mary Chapin Carpenter

12 I Love How You Love Me (cover) – Beth Orton

13 Get Sick Soon – Hello Saferide

14 How Deep Is Your Love? (Bee Gees cover) – The Bird and The Bee

15 Is This Love? – Whitesnake

16 The Power of Love (Huey Lewis cover) – The Pigeon Detectives

17 Lovesong – The Cure

18 Anyone Else But You – The Moldy Peaches

19 If You Could Read My Mind – Gordon Lightfoot

20 I Will Always Love You (Dolly Parton cover) – Emmy the Great

21 Matrimony – Gilbert O’Sullivan

22 Wicked Wedding (Chris Isaak v Billy Idol) – DJ Schmolli

Back on the Chain Gang

Regina Spektor
The seventh edition of the current season of Later…With Jools Holland is also, surprisingly and disappointingly, its final one. Over forty acts have performed live over the course of this short season. This Tuesday’s show features the usual mix of established and up-and-coming musicians from all over the world

This week’s blast from the past is The Prenders. The one constant member of the group over the years has been the group’s lead singer, rhythm guitarist and songwriter, Chrissie Hynde. She hails from Akron, Ohio, and was a student at Kent State University when the Kent State shootings happened in 1970. She moved to England a few years later and started writing for the NME. The Pretenders formed at the end of the decade and had their first hit with Stop Your Sobbing, an early song by The Kinks. They then had hits with two of their better songs, Kid and Brass in Pocket, the latter also being successful in the USA. In the course of twelve months in the early 80s, the band’s guitarist and bassist both died as a result of overdosing on drugs, although the band continued and had more success during that decade. They haven’t really troubled the singles charts since then, however, although they’ve continued to record and perform in concert. Here’s a live acoustic version of Kid

Kid (Live Acoustic) – The Pretenders

Regina Spektor (pictured) was born in Moscow, Russia, in 1980, but emigrated with her family to New York (via Austria and Italy) in 1989. She continued the classical piano studies that she had begun in Russia and started writing her own songs after she heard singer-songwriters such as Joni Mitchell and Ani DiFranco. Following two self-released albums that were originally only available in the States, she achieved some international success with her fourth album, Begin to Hope (2006). Her new album is called Far, an my favourite performance by her is this live version of John Lennon’s Real Love

Real Love (John Lennon cover) – Regina Spektor

No disrespect to Leicester, but I can’t think of any well-known musical acts that hail from the city that I associate more with sport and Walkers crisps. It is the place where Kasabian come from, however, and their music is a blend of indie and electronic rock, even though it doesn’t do anything for me. Here they are singing a song by a band from Coventry that appeared on the first episode of Later all those weeks ago. Their version of Too Much Too Young is not too different to the original, but, in my opinion, it’s far superior to anything they’ve done themselves

Too Much Too Young (Specials cover) – Kasabian

Baaba Maal was born in Senegal in 1953 and would later choose music rather than become a fisherman like his father. He studied music at the university in Dakar and received a scholarship to study in Paris. He combines different musical styles from around the world in his songs and music. Here’s one called African Woman

African Woman – Baaba Maal

The newcomers on this week’s show are a three-piece from London called Golden Silvers who formed two years ago. Their debut album has just been released and it’s called True Romance. I hadn’t heard of them until a few days ago, but I came across some of their songs and played them a few times to see which one I liked the most. Well, after a few listens I must admit that they’re starting to grow on me. Their sound is quite accomplished and they have some nice tunes. The one I like most at the moment is called Please Venus

Please Venus – Golden Silvers

The Hypnotic Brass Ensemble are a Chicago-based jazz band who are two members shy of a football team. A jazz musician named Phil Cohran has a special relationship to eight of them: he is their father. Later this year, the troupe will provide support for the Hyde park reunion gig of Blur. They’re the kind of group that you could easily see doing the round of the summer festivals where their perfect slot would be just after lunchtime on Sundays with everyone chilling out on the grass listening to them. This one’s called Paradise

Paradise – Hypnotic Brass Ensemble

Music to Watch Space Girls By

It's music, Jim, but not as we know it

It's music, Jim, but not as we know it

The new Star Trek movie has been in the cinema for a week now and it’s actually getting good reviews. I’ve spoken to a few people I know who’ve seen it and they’ve been quite enthusiastic about it. It may take me a few weeks to go see it, though, as I’m going to be travelling a bit over the next week or so. I used to watch the original TV series from the 60s and the Next Generation from the 80s in my younger and more formative years. In recent years, I’ve discovered that the show has bequeathed quite an interesting musical legacy. This includes some songs about the show and characters, and many more by some of the more prominent actors associated with the series. Those particular tunes really are out of this world

The original Star Trek series had been on air for two years in 1968 and had built up a sizeable cult following. Musically, it was a time when rock musicians began to release more consistent and critically acclaimed albums, rather than a collection of singles padded out with filler. Two of the early innovators in this sense were Bob Dylan and The Beatles. So, when William Shatner put out an album called The Transformed Man he included Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds and Mr Tambourine Man alongside spoken word and verse, including the work of a certain William Shakespeare. His renditions of these songs were “inspired” by his acting style: he over-emphasises the words and introduces dramatic pauses at key moments. I wonder what Bob Dylan thinks of what Shatner’s version of one of his more famous songs

Mr Tambourine Man – William Shatner

In 2004, Shatner released an album in collaboration with Ben Folds entitled Has Been. Shatner and Folds co-wrote all the songs bar one and Folds also produced and played on the record. The only cover on the album is a version of Common People by Pulp that Shatner “sings” with Joe Jackson. It’s certainly quite funny to hear him singing Jarvis Cocker’s words. I wonder what Cocker makes of it

Common People – William Shatner

Shatner was not the first member of the Starship Enterprise to release an album; Leonard Nimoy beat him to it a year earlier with Leonard Nimoy Presents Mr Spock’s Music From Outer Space. He was also more prolific and released another four records over the next three years, at which point his musical output ceased. The first few albums included science fiction sound affects as well as a number of songs based on his character such as Highly Illogical and Spock Thoughts. Highly Illogical is sung in the character of Spock as he looks down on the human race. His later albums moved away from the space stuff and included covers of popular and country hits including tracks by Johnny Cash and Glen Campbell. His version of Pete Seeger’s If I Had a Hammer starts off quite well until it goes completely over the top at the end

Highly Illogical – Leonard Nimoy

If I Had a Hammer – Leonard Nimoy

In 1991, the actor who played Data in Star Trek: the Next Generation, Brent Spiner, followed the example of Shatner and Nimoy by releasing an album of standards from the 30s and 40s called Ol’ Yellow Eyes is Back. On It’s a Sin (To Tell a Lie) he is joined on backing vocals by The Sunspots, comprised of four of his fellow crew members

It’s a Sin (To Tell A Lie) – Brent Spiner

Spizzenergi were an English punk/new wave band that formed in the late 70s. They were the first band to sign to Rough Trade records and were also the first band to hit Number One on the newly-formed Indie Music Chart in 1980. Where’s Captain Kirk? is their most well-known song and has been covered by REM

Where’s Captain Kirk? – Spizzenergi

Shatner is a track on George Best (1997), the debut album from the Wedding Present. The song doesn’t seem to be about the actor as such, as it only uses his name for rhyming purposes. Still, it’s better than Shatner’s songs

Shatner – The Wedding Present

The Firm’s Star Trekkin’ was a Number One for two weeks in 1987 and was one of the ten best selling singles of that year. It’s a novelty song that uses catchphrases from the original series as its lyric with the singers copying the actors’ voices

Star Trekkin’ – The Firm

A Song for Europe

My Lovely Horse

This weekend the 54th Eurovision Song Contest (Concours Eurovision de la Chanson) takes place in Moscow, Russia (la Russie). Ireland (l’Irlande) is one of 42 countries that will compete in this year’s competition. It has always been more about style over substance and has become, in recent years, more about politics than entertainment. For example, one of the rules of the competition states that each act can have no more than six members on stage during their performance. That’s one trophy that Manchester United won’t win this year. C’est ci bon!

The first nine years of the competition were unremarkable, but two exciting events occurred in 1965. First, France Gall won the second of Luxembourg’s five titles with a wonderful song written by Serge Gainsbourg, Poupée de cire, poupée de son. Second, Ireland entered the competition for the first time. Despite stiff competition from France (La France), the United Kingdom (le Royaume-Uni) and Luxembourg (le Luxembourg), Ireland has been victorious more times than any other European nation with seven wins. The emergence of the Celtic Tiger (le Tigre celtique) brought four wins in the space of five years from 1992-1996. “Why Me?” asked Ireland’s national broadcaster, RTE, as it cost them a fortune to host the competition on each of the four occasions following those wins. Pourquoi moi?

The Eurovision Song Contest seemed quite glamorous in the 70s and 80s when I didn’t know a lot about music (or glamour). It even produced a few good songs back then. Apart from the Irish ones, however, the last winner who’s tune I can recall is Germany’s Ein bißchen Frieden from 1982. I haven’t heard any of this year’s entries, including the Irish one, and I have no intention of tuning in on Saturday (samedi). I understand that some of the power has been taken away from the voting public and handed back to a panel of “experts” in each country. This should make the whole thing more fair, although I’m sure that RTE will be hoping that Ireland don’t make it Number Eight in 2009. Et maintenant, je vous presente six chansons pour votre plaisir

UPDATE: RTE can bring a sigh of relief as Ireland’s entry by Sinéad Mulvey & Black Daisy failed to make it through to the final

The first nine years of the competition were won by ballads, so when Ireland entered in 1965 they must have thought thay had a good chance. However, it wasn’t a ballad that won, but an uptempo little ditty sung by France Gall, Poupée de cire, poupée de son. Serge Gainsbourg’s song can simply be translated as Wax Doll, Bran Doll, but it can also refer to the singer who is like a doll that is being manipulated by the songwriter, a puppet on a string, if you will. The song has been covered quite a bit over the years, including by the Canadian band, Arcade Fire. Here is a great live version by a band from Scotland (l’Écosse), Belle and Sebastian. It appears on their dvd, For Fans Only. Onze points

Poupée De Cire, Poupée De Son – Belle & Sebastian

In 1973, ABBA entered the Swedish national song contest, but only finished third with their song, Ring Ring. The following year they were successful with Waterloo and went on to win the Eurovision in Brighton, England (l’Angleterre). The title of the song refers to the Battle of Waterloo which saw Napoleon Bonaparte defeated, thwarted, outfought, outwitted, hoist with his own petard, placed among the also-rans. I suppose you could say that he met his Waterloo. ABBA went on to worldwide success and are one of only a few acts to achieve any credibility following Eurovision participation. Here’s a version of the song sung in French. Dix points

Waterloo (French Version) – ABBA

By 1967, the United Kingdom had been runners-up on five of the previous eight occasions before Sandie Shaw won it with Puppet on a String. Shaw was not a fan of the song’s lyric and bouncy tune, which was co-written by a bloke from Scotland and a fellow from Ireland called Phil Coulter. Another Irishman, Sean Dunphy, came second with If I Could Choose. Here’s a reggae version of Puppet on a String by John Holt. Nul points

Puppet on a String – John Holt

In 1970, the tables would be turned when the United Kingdom finished runners-up to Ireland. Rosemary Brown, only eighteen, used the stage name of Dana to bring Ireland’s first win with All Kind of Everything. The only controversial aspect of this episode, and perhaps of her whole career, was that she was actually from Derry in the UK. The song has a rather annoying tune with banal lyrics. She sings that “all kinds of everything” remind her of her lover. These include: things of the sea; things of the sky; Monday, Tuesday, in fact, every day; the seasons; weather. You name it. Everything reminds her of this poor fellow. There was nothing that didn’t remind her of him. It must have been hard for her to concentrate. Dana went on to have a successful career in the music industry before shocking everyone by announcing her candidacy for the Irish presidency in 1997. Even though she only came third this time it paved the way for her to become an MEP for Connaught-Ulster in 1999. Her political outlook is even more conservative and religious than her music. So, here’s Sinéad O’Connor singing All Kinds of Everything with Terry Hall. Neuf points

All Kinds of Everything – Sinéad O’Connor & Terry Hall

The person saddled with the rather dubious distinction of being the most successful person in the history of the Eurovision Song Contest is from Ireland. To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, to win the contest once is misfortunate; to win it twice seems like carelessness. In fact, Johnny Logan won it twice as a performer and once more as a writer for Linda Martin in 1992. His first success came in 1980 with a song written by Shay Healy, What’s Another Year? I can remember the song at the time, although I thought it was an optimistic song that looked forward to another January. It’s actually quite a lonely, existential song and this is certainly borne out in Shane MacGowan’s interpretation. Shane sounds pretty weary in his version. In fact, he sounds like he’s just woken up and hasn’t even had a drink yet. Six points

What’s Another Year? – Shane MacGowan

Ireland’s dominance of the competition in the 90s and the financial burden that hosting it put on RTE inspired an episode of the sitcom, Father Ted. In A Song For Europe, Ted and Dougal try to write a song to enter in the Irish heat of a competition called Eurosong. They come up with an effort called My Lovely Horse, but struggle to find a tune. Then, Ted overhears a catchy little number that Dougal continuously plays on his record player. Ted discovers that it is the b-side of a song that came fifth in the Norwegian contest in 1976 and that everyone connected with the song died in a plane crash! So, he rips off the tune and our boys are on their way to success. Or are they? You can see what they came up with here and see some inspiration for the images here. The song was written by the show’s writers, Graham Linehan and Arthur Matthews, along with The Divine Comedy’s Neil Hannon. It appears as an extra track on the Gin Soaked Boy cd single and is less than a minute and a half long. Douze points!

My Lovely Horse – The Divine Comedy

If I Should Fall From Grace With God

Mrs Doyle

In Ireland, blasphemy is prohibited by the constitution even though it is not a crime by law. However, that could change soon if a proposal by the Minister for Justice, Dermot Ahern, gets the go-ahead. Here’s what he has to say: “A person who publishes or utters blasphemous matter shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable upon conviction on indictment to a fine not exceeding €100,000.” Apparently, blasphemous matter would be material that would be considered highly insulting to a significant portion of the members of a particular religion. This raises a number of questions. What is meant by a “religion”? The popular ones like Catholicism, Protestantism, Buddhism and Hinduism with their various gods and practices and followers are obvious enough. But, what about Atheism, Agnosticism, Paganism and the like? Many of the adherents to these philosophies may be insulted by the beliefs and practices of mainstream religions. Nowadays, many Irish people gain spiritual sustenance from sporting fixtures, music concerts and outings to the cinema. I’m sure that many people would be upset if I insulted Roy Keane, Clint Eastwood or Bob Dylan (not that I would, of course!) But would it be blasphemy if I did?

Even though such a proposal would be hard to define and even harder to enforce it could also spell the end of the career of someone like Tommy Tiernan, whose act relies heavily on making fun of religious superstition. It would surely put an end to RTE Two’s never-ending repeats of Father Ted, the funniest Irish comedy ever made by a British TV company. Worse of all, it could mean that one of my favourite films, Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979), would be banned again in Ireland. It had been originally banned for eight years following its original release because of its alleged blasphemy against Jesus and the Catholic church. In fact, J.C. only appears briefly and is treated quite reverently on those occasions. Not only that but the film makes fun of the masses who blindly follow gods and religions without question as they have nothing else to believe in. This is shown perfectly in the famous “We’re all individuals” scene. It would be a sacrilege if films and shows like these were banned. Thanks be to God I have them on DVD to watch when I want. Mind you, it wouldn’t be the end of the world even if this proposal becomes law in Ireland. Since 1991, the Commonwealth of Australia has not recognised blasphemy as as offence, although it is against the law to register a ship that has a blasphemous name. Of course, you’d be a long way from civilisation if you decided to move there, but surely that would be a small price to pay for a bit of blasphemy

One of Limerick’s more entertaining and educational blogs has chosen May 14th as National Blasphemy Day. This is what Bock the Robber has to say: “In light of the draft anti-blasphemy legislation proposed by the Irish government, I suggest holding a National Blasphemy Day, on which every blogger deliberately sets out to grossly offend the religious sensitivities of as many religious believers as possible, with the clear intention of causing outrage.” Bock has also created a Facebook group here. I notice that Bock has also given his site a fresh makeover and promises that he is “Now 20% More Offensive.” It is certainly not my intention to upset the religious sensibilities of anyone. Instead, here’s a few tunes that will hopefully have the desired effect

The Beatles caused a bit of a stir in 1965 when John Lennon made this comment to a reporter: “Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I do not know what will go first, rock ‘n’ roll or Christianity…We’re more popular than Jesus now.” This lead to some “fans” burning the band’s records in certain US states, including people who bought them solely for this purpose! Lennon tried to explain his position by pointing out that he wasn’t trying to offend anyone: he believed that his band was a part of popular culture that was more popular than religion at that time, particularly among the younger generation. Following the break-up of The Beatles, a track on his first solo album, Plastic Ono Band (1970), caused more controversy. In the song entitled God, he listed a load of important figures that he no longer believed in including The Beatles, Buddha, Jesus, Elvis, Bob Dylan, and God. I remember being quite shocked when I heard the song for the first time. I mean, what did Bob Dylan do to deserve such treatment?

God – John Lennon

Throughout the sixties, The Beatles’ perceived image as “cheeky chappies” had been contrasted with that of The Rolling Stones who played on their bad-boy image by releasing an album called Their Satanic Majesties Request in 1967. The following year they released the single, Sympathy for the Devil, a song that draws heavily upon the plot and some incidents from The Master and Margarita, a novel from Mikhail Bulgakov. The narrator tells us that he was present at many of history’s most atrocious moments: from making sure that Pontius Pilate washed his hands to seal Jesus’ fate up to the death of the Kennedys. Towards the end of the song he reveals that the Devil does indeed have the best tunes when he asks us to just call him “Lucifer”

Sympathy for the Devil – The Rolling Stones

I’m not really sure whether Richard Thompson’s God Loves a Drunk is actually blasphemous or not. It’s actually more about social class and alcoholism than it is about religion. In its witty and humorous lyric, Thompson argues that God has more time for someone who’s down on his luck and spends his time drinking than someone who lives comfortably and responsibly. And he wonders if the drunk will be rewarded in the afterlife: “Will the pubs never close, will the glass never drain?/No more D.T.’s and no shakes/And no horrors/Very next morning you feel right as rain.” Sounds like Heaven to me

God Loves a Drunk – Richard Thompson

Jesus – The Missing Years by John Prine is even wittier and more humorous than Thompson’s song. It’s also a little bit more blasphemous. Little is known about what Jesus got up to from about the time he got angry with the traders in the temple up to the time he started turning water into wine and giving the fishmongers and bakers a run for their money. Here, Prine tries to piece together what the teenage Jesus did. Some of the highlights include moving to Rome and marrying an Irish girl and recording with the Stones

Jesus the Missing Years – John Prine

Even in 1986, English band XTC received some notoriety with a song that simply questions God’s existence. It’s structured like a prayer to God and features two separate singers. The first and last verses of the song are sung by an eight year old girl who was the daughter of a friend of Todd Rundgren, who produced the album. The rest of the song is sung by its composer, Andy Partridge. Essentially, the song ponders a question that many people have been asking for a long time: if there really is a God then why does he let so much shit happen?

Dear God – XTC

Perhaps Stephen Lynch’s song offers some clues to the questions posed above. The song is attributed to the singer and comedian, but is sung by a female singer. It is a parody of Joan Osborne’s hit single, One of Us, and uses the same tune with humorous lyrics in the style of Weird Al Yankovic. Osborne’s original was written by Eric Bazilian of The Hooters and the parody was written by Bob Rivers. The parody wonders what the world would be like if God smoked cannibis. To be frank, I don’t think it would one bit different than it is now

What If God Smoked Weed? – Stephen Lynch

No One Can Hold a Candle to You

Lisa Hannigan

Every week I try to post about Later…With Jools Holland, but I missed the last episode as life has been a bit hectic for me lately. I got to see the shows and I quite liked the new stuff from The Manic Street Preachers and Grizzly Bear. Most likely I’ll miss a few more episodes before it finishes up due to holidays and work and life. So, I’ll probably do a post at the end featuring the best of what I’ve missed out on. This week’s show looks quite good and here’s what’s coming up

Fresh from his tour of Ireland and the subject of a symposium at the University of Limerick, Morrissey will be the big draw on this week’s episode. He’s always worth watching and his new album’s got enough good songs for him to draw upon. However, it’s unlikely that he’ll need as many shirt changes as he did when I saw him in Galway a few weeks ago. No One Can Hold a Candle to You is his version of a song by a band called Raymonde

UPDATE: I guess Morrissey wasn’t so fresh from his Irish tour after all. He had to cancel due to illness and has also had to postpone a few gigs. I hope he didn’t catch a cold from removing his shirt so often on his Irish tour or that he didn’t have the same experience in Belfast as Lloyd Cole.

No One Can Hold A Candle To You (Raymonde cover) – Morrissey

Morrissey has always been a big fan of The New York Dolls and he even wrote a book about the band before he began his own musical career with The Smiths. They formed in the city that gives them their name and were a big influence on the emerging punk scene both in New York and in England. Their look and sound also owed a huge debt to The Rolling Stones and singer David Johansen obviously learned a lot from Mick Jagger. They broke up just before punk rock took off in the late seventies, but Morrissey got the remaining members of the band to reform for the Meltdown Festival in 2004. Personality Crisis opens their first album

Personality Crisis – The New York Dolls

I first came across Lisa Hannigan’s voice when she sang on Damien Rice’s first two solo albums. She could be heard on most of the tracks and was often quite prominent on a number of them. She also toured with him and seemed quite shy on stage. That old faithful “musical differences” caused them to part ways and Lisa (pictured above) went out on her own. She has recorded an album called See Sew that has been out in Ireland for a while and is now been given a bit of a push in Britain and the USA. It’s a bit of a grower, but I’m starting to get into it with Lille being my favourite at the moment

Lille – Lisa Hannigan

Victoria Hesketh is an English singer and player of various keyboard-style instruments who goes by the name of Little Boots. She has a first-class honours degree in cultural studies from the University of Leeds. Rich Boys is her version of a song by another up-and-coming act called The Virgins

Rich Boys (The Virgins Cover) – Little Boots

Annie Lennox had a host of hit single in the 80s as part of The Eurythmics. They were hard to miss on the radio and TV back then and I liked a few of their singles. I haven’t really kept track of her solo career except for her album of covers called Medusa from which her version of Bob Marley’s Waiting in Vain is taken

Waiting in Vain (Bob Marley cover) – Annie Lennox

Asher Roth is a white rapper from Pennsylvania whose first album has just been released. It’s called Asleep in the Bread Aisle and The Lounge is a bonus track from the album

The Lounge – Asher Roth

Lloyd, I’m Ready To Be Heartbroken

L Cole
For the second time in a forthnight I saw a member of an eighties band who’s been solo for three decades. Lloyd Cole may not have the same stage presence and energy as Morrissey, but he played a fine show at Dolans on Saturday. Lloyd started out with the Commotions and he released three albums with them before going solo in the late 80s. Like The Smiths, The Commotions played melodic indie pop combined with witty albeit melancholic lyrics. His solo work continued in this vein and he has amassed seven albums, two live sets and a box set since going out on his own. As he told us from the stage he now lives in Massachusetts with his wife and two kids. He has become an enthusiastic golfer as well and has a 5.3 handicap (apparently this is good)

I saw him play a solo gig at Dolans about eight years ago. Not much has changed except that he’s a bit older and his hair is grey. Fittingly, one of only two covers he sang was Tower of Song by Leonard Cohen (the other was Bacharach & David’s I Just Don’t Know What to Do With Myself). The show was divided into two 45 minute sets with a 15 minute break at half time, presumably for oranges. He needed the vitamin C as he admitted he had a bit of a cold. On top of this he had lost four pounds thanks to the Belfast Diet. Apparently, he had some fish up the north that didn’t agree with him. Consequently, he was a bit low on energy. Nevertheless, the only energy he expends is to get up from his seat after every few songs to swap his guitar for his other one. He doesn’t seem to have a roadie, but he left with a guy who was carrying his bags. Perhaps it was his caddie

This lack of energy might impair the performance of some musicians, but in Mr Cole’s case it simply added to his act. He’s quite a dry individual who never smiles and seems quite miserable. In fact, he is quite funny and the audience was just as interested in his stories and humour as in the songs. The average age of the audience has also increased since I saw him previously. Towards the end, he reassured them that he was nearly done and that they would be able to get to get home to let their babysitters go home! There were a number of shouts for favourite songs from the audience throughout the gig, including one latecomer who shouted out for Rattlesnakes. Lloyd was taken aback and pointed out that he had played it earlier. “I’m my own support act,” he quipped. He played many of the Commotions’ hits, although he left out Forest Fire and played nothing from Mainstream. One of the highlights was Lost Weekend and everybody sang along with him on this one. He’s got a new four-cd, 59-track box set out called Cleaning Out the Ashtrays. He must have played a good few tracks from this set as I didn’t recognise a lot of them. Even so, they sounded good and contained the type of lyrics that we’ve become accustomed to. All in all, it was a relaxed and delightful gig. I’d certainly recommend going to see him if he’s in these neck of the woods again

Lost Weekend – Lloyd Cole

Why I Love Country Music – Lloyd Cole

Unhappy Song – Lloyd Cole

Music In A Foreign Language – Lloyd Cole

Rattlesnakes (L Cole cover) – Tori Amos

Are You Ready To Be Heartbroken? (L Cole cover) – Sandie Shaw

Lloyd, I’m Ready To Be Heartbroken – Camera Obscura

The Last Picture Show

Outdoor Cinema

The deplorable state of cinema in Limerick was driven home last week by a wonderful cinematic event that saw eight films screened across the streets (and buildings) of Limerick city. Over the years, there have been a total of twelve cinemas in the city centre; in 2009 that total is a big fat zero. What’s on at the Movies? A Cinema Revival Week For Limerick City ran for six nights from May 2-7 and was part of an exhibition called Tetris, an initiative of The Sculpture and Combined Media Course at the Limerick School of Art and Design. What’s on at the Movies? is the work of Carla Burns who, according to her Artist Statement, is “interested in our relationship to the past”. To this end, Carla brought the spaces that were occupied by these old film theatres back to life by screening films inside, but mostly outside, the buildings where these cinemas once existed. These films included the works of such lauded film directors as Fritz Lang, Alfred Hitchcock, Steven Spielberg and John Ford. A number of notable actors such as Buster Keaton, Robert Mitchum and John Wayne were also on view and some of the cinematic genres on offer included westerns, horror and comedy films. The films screened were: Metropolis (1927); Night of the Hunter (1955); The Birds (1963); An American Werewolf in London (1981); E.T. (1982); The General (1926); The Searchers (1956); and Cinema Paradiso (1988)

Due to work commitments and other social engagements I was only able to attend the event’s final performance at the former Thomond cinema on Nicholas St. Unfortunately, I missed the first six screenings, five of which had been shown outdoors. Fortunately, the final day turned out to be a double bill featuring two films that I’ve seen many times on the small screen. And both The Searchers and Cinema Paradiso are films that are ideally suited to the big screen due to their particular use of images and their thematic concerns. Although some seating was provided, attendees were encouraged to bring their own, so I brought my fold-up chair. As there was no admission price I also brought some popcorn for the other patrons to enjoy (most of them were art students, after all, and would surely be spending what little money they had on art materials). Carla introduced The Searchers by pointing out that it was screened in 1960 at the very venue where we were now watching it. The western has waned in popularity over the last four decades, although it has occasionally been resurrected to both commercial and critical acclaim since. John Ford made many westerns and John Wayne starred in many of these. In The Searchers, Wayne puts in one of his best performances as Ethan Edwards, a Civil War veteran who returns to the home of his brother and his family three years after the war has ended. He never reveals why it has taken so long for him to return, but it is obvious that the events of this time have had a significant effect on him. Another star of this movie is Monument Valley, which provides a magnificent backdrop to much of the action. The film also provides some imaginative uses of framing and it was a treat to see this film in its proper setting

Giusseppe Tornatore’s Cinema Paradiso followed after a medium-sized intermission. Carla had intended to show the original theatrical version, but wound up showing the Director’s Cut instead. However, the only people who objected to the longer version were the guys who were trying to close the building at 11.00! Tornatore’s film was a great choice to finish the event as it is both a celebration of the cinema and an elegy for small-town film theatres. The film recounts the older Salvatore’s recollections of his formative years in a small village in Sicily just after the Second World War. These recollections are triggered by his discovery that Alfredo, a man he knew as a boy, has just died. Toto, as he is known as a child, spends most of his time at the local cinema where Alfredo is the projectionist. The first half of the film is excellent as it chronicles the relationship between Alfredo and young Toto, played wonderfully by Salvatore Cascio. There is a lot of humour in these scenes as there is in the scenes where we watch the villagers as they pile into the theatre to watch news reels, Italian films, and Hollywood movies every week. The power of the Catholic Church and its use of censorship is parodied to great effect and provides for a more subtle form of humour. The film also uses slapstick comedy and mirrors the type of humour that the audiences attending the film would have liked. The latter half of the film is less effective as an older actor plays a teenage Toto and the scenes in the film theatre become fewer and fewer. The film is nostalgic and sentimental, but it also has a lot of humour and is a wonderful testament to the communal power of the cinema

It was an amazing experience to watch these films in the company of an attentive audience and in such a cozy atmosphere. The crowd at the second feature was significantly larger than that at the first and, judging by their collective laughter at regular intervals throughout the screening, were quite vocal in their enjoyment of the film. The characters on screen sat watching films with tears in their eyes, mostly from laughter, and we laughed too as we sat watching them. The collective joy of laughing at a scene with dozens of others is one that you just don’t get when watching a movie at home. During the film’s more pensive moments I enjoyed hearing Ennio Morricone’s moving score add to the moving pictures on the screen. And I suppose I couldn’t help but wonder what it must have been like to attend movies that were made for the big screen in the days before television, DVDs, and video cassettes came along and made going to the cinema less of an event. Nowadays, there’s not as much incentive to go to the cinema because the quality of the titles on offer is not as good and they may be made with an eye on the DVD and TV markets. I don’t know enough about art to comment on how successful this event was in artistic terms. However, from a cinematic point of view I felt that this was an original idea with a lot of thought behind it. I would think that it also took a bit of research and technical expertise and the artist achieved this while making it look a lot easier than it was. I liked the choice of films and was impressed by the atmosphere at the screening I attended. I was also happy to have the opportunity to chat to Carla and other film fans about the two films and many others as well. Ultimately, the evening made me think about the very first time that I watched a movie in a film theatre and caused me to revisit some of my past

I was nine years old when I first went to the pictures and the film was Superman (1978) starring Christopher Reeves as the Man of Steel. The film was released in Europe in early 1979, although my recollection was that I would have seen it sometime in the spring or even summer of that year. I watched it in Tipperary town and I imagine that rural cinemas would have received new releases a little later than their urban counterparts. I don’t recall much about the day, but I do remember that I was taken there by my neighbour, Jimmy Drea, and some of his family. Even driving the ten miles to Tipperary would have been an adventure for me back then and I still remember travelling in their van. I was an avid reader of American comic books at this time and I had been fascinated by the adverts for the film on TV. Of course, we only had a small black and white Ferguson back then, which made the experience of watching the film on the big screen and in full colour even more magical. I doubt if I would have seen many films at that stage and I probably didn’t understand it all, but the size and colour and the sound definitely made an impression on me. I have one vivid memory of that time. In the days that followed I tried to create my own comic book version of the movie by sketching out scenes from the film in a school copybook. I think that I was worried that I would lose my memory of the film. This was in the days before video tapes and DVDs and I guess I thought I’d never see the film again. I’m sure that the copybook is long gone, but what I’d give to have a look at it again

Of course, cinema in Limerick is not completely dead. For many years, The Belltable has been bringing films to Limerick that the “official” cinemas chose to ignore. They are currently running a forthnightly summer season that continues tomorrow with Philippe Claudel’s Il y a longtemps que je t’aime (I’ve Loved You So Long) (2008). Even though I’ve already seen the film on DVD I’m going to go see it again tomorrow. The film features a powerful performance by Kristin Scott Thomas in the lead role of Juliette. In many ways the film continues some of the themes of Carla’s programme as it is centres on Juliette’s relationship with her past. It’s best not to know any more of the plot before watching it as it slowly reveals itself over the course of the film. The film will be shown on May 12th at the Belltable’s temporary location on Cecil St and begins at 8.00pm. You can view their full programme here. Finally, as time goes by, here’s a few tunes


As Time Goes By – Dooley Wilson

Nuovo Cinema Paradiso (Titoli) – Ennio Morricone

I Knew These People (spoken word from Paris, Texas)

Saturday Night At The Movies – The Drifters

I Am A Cinematographer (Palace Bros cover) – Hezekiah Jones

Inside the Cinema – Culture Rejects

Our Life is Not a Movie or Maybe – Okkervil River

A Movie Script Ending – Death Cab For Cutie