Let There Be Rock

A Typical AC/DC Fan

A Typical AC/DC Fan

AC/DC play the penultimate leg of the European part of their Black Ice tour tomorrow at Punchestown racecourse in Co Kildare. They’ve put on nearly fifty shows all over Europe since last February. Yesterday, they played Wembley stadium and their Hampden Park gig on Tuesday will be their final one for a month. Then, they hit off to North America from late July to early September where they’ll play eighteen dates, most of which have been sold out already. They finish the tour down under at the start of next year with a dozen sold out shows. The band has been around since 1973 when Scottish-born brothers Malcolm and Angus Young formed the group in Sydney. Their original vocalist, Bon Scott, died in 1980 and was replaced by Brian Johnson from England. The rest of the band had considered packing it in, but their first album with their new vocalist, Back in Black (1980), was a huge success. In fact, it has gone on to sell 45 million copies worldwide and only Michael Jackson’s Thriller (1982) has sold more copies

For some reason, I had never come across much of their music when I was growing up. The first song I remember hearing by them was Thunderstruck from The Razors Edge (1990) album. It’s only in the last few years that I’ve started to get into their other stuff, especially Back in Black and Highway to Hell (1979). Because of their fan base, their logo and their album covers, the perception is that they are a heavy metal band. While they certainly aren’t a pop band, I think it would be more correct to call them a rock band. I’m a fan of Johnson’s vocal style where he seems to be straining to get the words out. I love guitarist Angus Young’s particular image and the band’s guitar riffs. Most of all, I love the humour in their songs and their constant references to rock ‘n’ roll

A number of acts have attempted the band’s songs, although the results have varied. The Hives and the Dandy Warhols are quite successful with their versions of two classics from Back in Black. Hayseed Dixie perform rock songs in a bluegrass style and started out with a whole album of AC/DC songs. Lucinda Williams and Jessica Will also bring a country flavour to their versions while Apollo Nove’s take is more easy going. Mark Kozelek has recorded a whole album of AC/DC covers called What’s Next to the Moon? (2001). Arab Strap from Scotland do a fine version of my favourite AC/DC song, You Shook Me All Night Long. That’s followed by a mashup that replaces Johnson’s vocals with those of Cher! I’m afraid that you’ll have to listen to Wing’s take on Highway to Hell as I cannot find the words to describe it. Unfortunately, I missed the boat when the tickets went on sale, so I won’t be taking the motorway to Punchestown. However, for those about to rock I salute you!

01 Back in Black (AcDc cover) – The Hives

02 Hells Bells (AcDc cover) – The Dandy Warhols

03 Have A Drink On Me (AcDc cover) – Hayseed Dixie

04 It’s A Long Way To The Top (AcDc cover) – Lucinda Williams

05 For Those About to Rock (We Salute You) (AcDc cover) – Jessica Will

06 I’m A Rocker (AcDc cover) – Apollo Nove

07 Rock ‘N’ Roll Singer (AcDc cover) – Mark Kozelek

08 You Shook Me All Night Long (Acdc cover) – Arab Strap

09 You Believe Me All Night Long (Cher v AcDc) – A plus D

10 Highway to Hell (AcDc cover) – Wing

Going Back To Glasters

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This weekend I’m going to be checking out loads of acts taking part at one of the largest music festivals in the world: Glastonbury. The good news is that I won’t have to worry about getting caught in the rain, paying for over-priced food and beverages, and lugging a tent and sleeping bag around for the weekend. Thanks to the BBC, I’ll be able to watch highlights and full performances from the comfort of my own living room. Thank you very much, the BBC! The only downside is that I’m going to have to listen to BBC DJs and “personalities” engaging in witty banter with each other in between the songs. But that’s a small price to pay, I suppose

I popped onto the Glastonbury 2009 website to have a look at the line-ups for the weekend and I couldn’t get over the number of acts taking part and all the different types of music on offer. I’ve gone through the list with a fine-tooth comb and I’ve picked just over 20 acts that I’d love to see perform. I’ve seen some of these already and I hope that the Beeb will see fit to show clips from their sets this weekend. Obviously, Michael Jackson’s death will be a major talking point and it’ll be interesting to see if any of these acts will pay a tribute to him in song over the weekend. I’d love to hear Bruce Springsteen singing a medley of his own Bobby Jean with Jackson’s Billie Jean. I’m sure that Neil Young would do a blistering version of Beat It. And maybe Jarvis Cocker could give us his take on Man in the Mirror. Here are songs by 20 of the bands that I’d like to see at this year’s festival. Pulp’s Jarvis Cocker and The Kinks’ Ray Davies will both be doing separate solo gigs and Ian McCulloch will be playing with Echo & the Bunnymen. The mix is bookended by a couple of songs about Glastonbury performed by a guy who played a few gigs there in the past, Mike Scott of The Waterboys. Take it away, Mike


Going Back to Glastonbury 2009

“There is a green hill far away/I’m going back there one fine day”

01 Glastonbury Song – The Waterboys

“Oh, is this the way they say the future’s meant to feel?/Or just twenty thousand people standing in a field”

02 Sorted for E’s & Wizz – Pulp

“At this moment, you mean everything/With you in that dress/My thoughts, I confess, verge on dirty”

03 Come On Eileen (Dexy’s cover) – BDB

“Come/As you are/As you were/As I want you to be”

04 Come As You Are (Nirvana cover) – Glasvegas

“Long as I remember, the rain been coming down/Clouds of myst’ry pouring, confusion on the ground”

05 Who’ll Stop The Rain (CCR cover) – Bruce Springsteen

“I see your box is open and you flag is up/My message is ready, if there’s time enough”

06 Motorcycle Mama – Neil Young

“And I love to live so pleasantly/Live this life of luxury/Lazing on a sunny afternoon”

07 Sunny Afternoon – The Kinks

“I’ve got to admit it’s getting better/A little better all the time”

08 Getting Better (Beatles cover) – Easy Star All-Stars

“I go out on Friday night and I come home on Saturday morning”

09 Friday Night, Saturday Morning – The Specials

“I’m sorry son/But we don’t stock/Party gimmicks/In this shop”

10 House Of Fun – Madness

“You hit me once/I hit you back/You gave a kick/I gave a slap”

11 Kiss With A Fist – Florence & the Machine

“With your head on the ground/And your feet in the air/Catch this trick/You spin it, yeah”

12 Where is My Mind (Pixies cover) – Emmy the Great

“You were one inch from the edge of this bed/I dragged you back a sleepyhead”

13 Sleepyhead (Passion Pit cover) – The Mummers

“Put me back in the bottle/Where the sea meets the sun/Where the bones and their rattle/They don’t mean anything to no one”

14 Teeth (Daytrotter session) – Lisa Hannigan

“I’ve known mornings white as diamonds silent from a night so cold”

15 White As Diamonds (Daytrotter session) – Alela Diane

“I remember how they took you down/As the winter turned the meadow brown”

16 Mykonos – Fleet Foxes

“There’s a crack in the roof where the rain pours through/That’s the place you always decide to sit”

17 Travelling Light – Tindersticks

“And the stars in the sky, they never caught my eye/’Cause I ain’t never had nobody like you”

18 Never Had Nobody Like You – M Ward

Around the house and mind the dresser

19 Mind the Dresser – Kilfenora Céili Band

“Ooh, and it makes me wonder”

20 Stairway to Heaven (Led Zep cover) – Rolf Harris

“Fate/Up against your will/Through the thick and thin”

21 The Killing Moon (Acoustic) – Ian McCulloch

“I stayed up all night wide awake/Wearing a mile-wide grin/Diggin’ the transient city/And all that grooved within”

22 Going Back to Glasters – Mike Scott

Tribute to a King

Michael Jackson

As I cycled home from work tonight my neighbours were just finishing up a barbeque that was made possible by the excellent Irish weather. I politely accepted their generous offer of a glass of wine and took a seat beside them. “Did you hear that Michael Jackson died?” was not the first question that I expected to be asked. I had seen a comment on Facebook earlier that alluded to his death, but I didn’t pay it any mind. Another neighbour came out of her house holding a bottle of Bud in one hand and an Off The Wall CD (without its case) in the other. She had been listening to it on her own and came out to join us

I must admit that I’ve never been a big fan of Michael Jackson as a performer or as a singer. I have Thriller on CD (and vinyl) and I like some of his solo work along with a few songs he did with The Jacksons. My favourite is I Want You Back, a song I’ve often danced to in Costello’s. I remember seeing his videos for the first time in the early 80s and was really impressed by the ones for Thriller and Billie Jean, another one of my favourites from him. I like its lyrics, but mostly I like the production on it, especially the drum sound. He made millions from the sales of Thriller, but his features and his personal life began to change after that. In particular, questions were raised and allegations were made about his close relationships with young boys. Personally, I find it difficult to believe that he abused his position with these boys. He had been a pop star from an extremely young age. His father really put Michael and his siblings through their paces. In effect, he had no childhood and he seemed to be suspended in a permanent state of adolescence. Certainly, his choice of friends was unusual, but they were probably the only people to whom he could really relate

Michael Jackson’s huge commercial success rarely translated into critical success for his songs and albums. He is rarely mentioned as an influence by those that have succeeded him and few performers have released versions of his songs. Nevertheless, a few interesting names have recorded some of his more popular songs. You’ll find three of these over at I Guess I’m Floating. And you’ll find the Thriller album covered in its entirety at Cover Me. I’ll begin with a few tracks from Thriller, one of the biggest selling albums of all time. Billie Jean has been done by Neil Finn, Belle & Sebastian, Shinehead and Caetano Velosa. The title track has been performed by Ben Gibbard (Death Cab For Cutie/The Postal Service) and by Petra Haden, who creates all her vocals and instrumental sections using her only voice and other body parts. Former Stone Roses frontman, Ian Brown, has put out versions of both Thriller and Billie Jean. That album’s Beat It has seen a rocking version by Supergrass as well as a swinging one by Senor Coconut. I’ve always been a big fan of Graham Parker’s take on I Want You Back. Musically, it’s pretty similar to the original, but his snarling vocals are a lot angrier. Another hit from The Jackson Five, Blame It On The Boogie, was actually co-written and originally performed by a guy called Mick Jackson (no relation). Man in the Mirror from the album Bad has been transformed into both a reggae tune, by Little Kirk, and a country song by Texas Lightning. Also from that album, Smooth Criminal was a big hit for Alien Ant Farm in 2001. I have no idea who Kesang Marstrand is, but her simple, mellow version of Jackson’s duet with Paul McCartney makes a nice change to the original. Michael Jackson even had the accolade of being parodied by Weird Al Yankovic, who released songs called Eat It and Fat that were pastiches of Beat It and Bad respectively. Michael Jackson’s death on the eve of Glastonbury 2009 is bound to bring a whole weekend of musical tributes from an eclectic bunch of performers. And I’m sure that these tributes will continue in the months and years to come. The King of Pop is dead. Long live the King


Don’t Blame It On Sunshine Mix

01 Billie Jean (Michael Jackson cover) – Shinehead

02 Billie Jean (Michael Jackson cover) – Caetano Veloso

03 Billie Jean (Michael Jackson cover) – Ian Brown

04 Thriller (Michael Jackson cover) – Ian Brown

05 Thriller (Michael Jackson cover) – Petra Haden

06 Beat It (Michael Jackson cover) – Supergrass

07 Beat it (Michael Jackson cover) – Senor Coconut

08 I Want You Back (Jacksons cover) – Graham Parker

09 Blame It On The Boogie (original) – Mick Jackson

10 Man In The Mirror (Michael Jackson cover) – Little Kirk

11 Man In The Mirror (Michael Jackson cover) – Texas Lightning

12 Smooth Criminal (Michael Jackson cover) – Alien Ant Farm

13 Say Say Say (Michael Jackson cover) – Kesang Marstrand

14 Eat It – Weird Al Jankovic

15 Fat – Weird Al Yankovic

A Cut Above The Rest

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After weeks of contemplation, I got my hair cut yesterday. I try to get it cut every three months or so, whether I need to or not. I didn’t get too much cut off as I don’t like to have it too short and I prefer to show off my curls. The barber told me that he was not as busy as he used to be as people were not getting their hair cut as often. However, I might have to go back sooner that I would like as he didn’t take that much off. Here are some tunes for all the barbers and hairdressers who’ve had the pleasure of cutting my hair over the years!

01 Cut Your Hair – Pavement

02 Devil’s Haircut – Beck

03 Greetings to the New Brunette – Billy Bragg

04 Hairdresser on Fire – Morrissey

05 Bernice Bobs Her Hair – Divine Comedy

06 Bangs – They Might Be Giants

07 Sally Let Your Bangs Hang Down – Bill Carlisle

08 Dreadlock Holiday – 10CC

09 Curly Locks – Lee “Scratch” Perry

10 Crazy Baldheads – Bob Marley

11 Bald Head – Professor Longhair

12 Hairless Youth of Bosnia – Strip Squad

13 Derrière ses cheveux longs – La Rue Ketanou

14 Der Afro Von Paul Breitner – Die Artze

15 Black Is The Colour of My True Love’s Hair – Christy Moore

16 That Silver Haired Daddy Of Mine – Everly Bros

17 Gentlemen Prefer Blondes – Eddie Noack

18 Strawberry Blonde – Ron Sexsmith

19 Dumb Blonde – Dolly Parton

20 Lemon Haired Ladies – Dory Previn

21 The Haircut – The Waifs

22 Almost Cut My Hair – CSNY

23 She Cuts Hair – Darren Hanlon

Letting Off Steam While Getting Steamed

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A bar in Spain has come up with an unusual marketing plan for these recessionary times. Customers at the Casa Pocho bar in Cullera, southern Spain, are encouraged to come in for a drink and to insult the staff while they’re at it. Free drinks will be given to patrons who can come up with novel or humorous ways of verbally abusing the bar staff. To be frank, I experience this every time I go to The Abbey Bar in Galbally, Co Limerick. The customers are often quite explicit and forthright in their criticisms and demands of the bar staff who, to be fair, are well able to give it back. I also experience it every time I go to The Wild Onion in Limerick, and they don’t even serve alcohol there. I’d be quite willing to return the abuse, but I’d really miss the omelettes if I got barred. Here’s a mix of abusive tunes to get you in the mood should you decide to visit the Casa Pocho. Some of the songs are harmless, others are witty or funny, while a number of them are downright offensive and contain language that some people might find offensive. Happy listening, you miscreants!


01 Waitress In The Sky – The Replacements

02 You Talk Too Much – Sultans of Ping F.C.

03 Piss On You – The Wannadies

04 Tell That Girl to Shut Up – Holly & the Italians

05 Hey (Shut The Fuck Up Boy) – Peter, Bjorn & John

06 Guess Who Batman (Fuck You Very Much) – Lily Allen

07 Fuck Me Pumps – Amy Winehouse

08 Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole – Martha Wainwright

09 Rufus Is A Tit Man (live) – Loudon Wainwright III

10 Your Feet’s Too Big – Fats Waller

11 Hound Dog – Big Mama Thornton

12 Road Rage – Catatonia

13 Why D’Ya Do It? – Marianne Faithfull

14 How Do You Sleep? – John Lennon

15 Short People – Randy Newman

16 Brilliant Mistake – Elvis Costello

17 Positively 4th Street – Bob Dylan

18 Under My Thumb – The Rolling Stones

19 Fortunate Son – CCR

20 Common People – Pulp

21 You’re So Vain (Carly Simon cover) – The Feeling

22 Fucker – Eels

23 Fuck You, It’s Over – Glasvegas

Two Wheels Good

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This week is National Bike Week in Ireland (June 14-21). According to its website, it is a week devoted to “a series of nationwide events organised by cycling groups, communities and local authorities supported by the Department of Transport.” These events have included initiatives aimed at getting Irish workers to cycle to work instead of taking their cars, free bike check ups, and sponsored cycles and races. In tandem with National Bike Week, the Department of Transport hope to implement the first National Cycle Policy Framework in this country. One of its main goals is to encourage more people to cycle to work on a regular basic. I would hope that another one of its goals would be to make it easier and safer for bikers to cycle in urban areas

I’m certainly in favour of any measures that get more people on their bikes. I cycle to and from work every week and I also use my bike to go into town. As a cyclist, I have to be extremely vigilant as I ride around the streets of Limerick as it’s not a very bike-friendly place. I’ve had a few accidents due to crazy drivers and slippery road conditions over the years. Still, it does a person good to fall off a bike once in a while. Some of my friends have had bikes stolen a few times, but it’s only happened to me on one occasion and that was my own fault for not securing it properly. I’m not too sure if there are any events taking place in Limerick for Bike Week. In any event, I won’t be taking part in them. I wouldn’t like my bike to be exploited just so the government could pedal their policies

Here are twenty songs about the highs and lows of cycling, broken and stolen bikes, brand new bicycles, tricycles and tandem bikes. You can find over twenty more cycling tunes here, and a French mix of songs about bicyclettes ici. There’s also a whole blog here called Rock’n'Bike that’s completely devoted to songs about bicycles ;-) Happy cycling!

01 Riding On My Bike – Madness

02 Rockin’ Bicycle – Fats Domino

03 Tour De France – Kraftwerk

04 Wheely Wheely – Early B

05 The Pushbike Song – Mungo Jerry

06 Stolen Bike – Ox

07 Apology Song – The Decemberists

08 Bicycle – Mark Olson & Gary Louris

09 The Acoustic Motorbike – Luka Bloom

10 Black Hole – She & Him

11 On A Bicycle – Marcel Dadi

12 Les Bicyclettes De Belsize – Englebert Humperdinck

13 On yer bike – Frankie & the Flames

14 See That My Bike is Kept Clean – Half Man Half Biscuit

15 Broken Bicycles – Junk – Anne Sofie Von Otter

16 I’m In Love With My Little Red Tricycle – Napoleon XIV

17 My White Bicycle – Tomorrow

18 Bike (Pink Floyd cover) – Harvette

19 Bicycle Race (Queen cover) – Ratajon

20 Tour De France (Kraftwerk cover) – Senor Coconut

I’m Your Fan

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Tomorrow night, BBC Four have a Leonard Cohen night from 9.00pm until just before midnight. First up is Leonard Cohen Live in London, an hour of live music from 2008 that features ten songs including Suzanne and Hallelujah. That’s followed by Songs From a Life, a documentary featuring interviews and live footage that was recorded in 1973. The night’s final programme is What Leonard Cohen Did For Me, a look back at his career that includes interviews with a number of performers who have been influenced by his music

Cohen started out as a poet and novelist and did not release his first album, Songs of Leonard Cohen (1967), until he was in his thirties. He released a further five albums over the following decade and only five more have followed since then. He has never received much radio play nor had any hits, but many of his songs have become known through interpretations by other artists. He spent the latter half of the nineties at the appropriately named Mount Baldy Zen Centre in California, becoming a monk in 1996 and remaining there until 1999. In the last few years, it has emerged that his former manager ran off with all of his money. This may have been the catalyst for him to embark on his first concert tour in fifteen years. He has also been the subject of a film, Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man, which features interviews with the man himself as well as complete performances from a concert that includes versions of his songs by Nick Cave, Jarvis Cocker and members of the Wainwright clan. It’s well worth a watch even though I found the ending to be quite painful as it includes an appearance from Bono duetting with Lenny on Tower of Song. I was traumatised for a while after that.

A number of contemporary performers have paid tribute to the music of Leonard Cohen in song. I Love Leonard Cohen is by an English singer named Robin Grey. It’s the title track of a 5-track EP and you can download the whole thing here. The song is a humorous look back on the music that the singer liked in the past. His fascination with Weezer, Ani DiFranco and REM has been replaced by his love of the music of Mr Cohen. Musically, the song features a guitar being picked, a female backing singer and an almost spoken lyric that bears some resemblance to its subject’s own musical style

01 I Love Leonard Cohen – Robin Grey

Earlier in the week, I included a song called Dylan by Emmy the Great in my post about Robert Zimmerman. The title track of her debut album, First Love, cleverly draws on some of the themes of Cohen’s songs. In particular, the singer remembers listening to a tape of the song, Hallelujah, “The original Leonard Cohen version”

02 First Love – Emmy the Great

The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song by Jeffrey Lewis can be found on his album, The Last Time I Did Acid I Went Insane (2001). It’s another plucked guitar, spoken word piece that is more like a short story. The narrator overhears a girl on the street talking about that “Leonard Cohen Chelsea Oral Sex Song”. He interupts them and a conversation ensues. It is a very clever and witty lyric that makes great use of rhyme and metre. The Cohen song that Lewis refers to is Chelsea Hotel #2. The song recounts a sexual encounter between Cohen and Janis Joplin that took place in the famous New York hotel that was later witness to the tragic deaths of Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen

03 The Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song – Jeffrey Lewis

Leonard Cohen is not known for performing songs by other songwriters, but a few years ago he took part in an eveing celebrating the songs of Paul Simon that was held as part of the Montreal International Jazz Festival. Cohen got the event underway with this recitation of one of Simon’s most famous songs, The Sound of Silence

04 The Sound of Silence (Paul Simon cover) – Leonard Cohen

The concert film of Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man also produced a fine live album. Teddy Thompson, son of fellow songwriters, Richard and Linda, does a brilliant version of Tonight Will Be Fine

05 Tonight Will Be Fine (Leonard Cohen cover) – Teddy Thompson

Tonight Will Be Fine was one of four Leonard Cohen songs that New York-based band, The Walkmen, played for a Daytrotter session in March, 2008. Their vocalist does not sound unlike Cohen and the songs they chose are similar in tempo. I really like their version of Passin’ Through. You can check out the rest of the songs here

06 Passin’ Through (Leonard Cohen cover) – The Walkmen

Many people are put off by the image of Cohen as dour and depressing and the songs I’ve posted so far may not have dispelled that myth. The next song should go some way towards rectifying that. I don’t know too much about Ravens and Chimes except to say that they’re from New York and have been going for a few years. Their version of So Long, Marianne is very different to the original. In fact, it sounds like Arcade Fire doing Leonard Cohen! And it’s the best version of a Leonard Cohen song that I’ve heard so far

07 So Long, Marianne (Leonard Cohen cover) – Ravens & Chimes

The Bobs are an a capella group who have been on the block for a few decades. They create all the music and instrumentation with their voices and other body parts. Bird on a Wire is one of the least humorous songs in Cohen’s catalogue, but you wouldn’t think so from The Bobs’ version. It probably helps their cause that they’ve combined it with Surfin’ Bird by The Thrashmen

08 Bird on a Wire (Leonard Cohen cover) – The Bobs

Ooh Ah Cantona

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Last night I paid a visit to my local picture palace to see Ken Loach’s latest film, Looking for Eric. Having enjoyed The Damned United earlier this year, I was looking forward to seeing a football-themed film from a director whose work I have admired for some time. The Eric of the title refers to the fictional postman at the heart of the film and also to Eric Cantona who appears as himself. I was never a fan of his Mancunian football team, but I was a big fan of Cantona the footballer and Cantona the person, who brought a lot of individuality and personality to the game. He was a brilliant and inventive player, but everyone will remember him as much for his kung fu kick on the Crystal Palace fan as they will for his goals and skill on the pitch

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I had deliberately avoided all reviews of the film beforehand and I’m glad I did because the film I watched far exceeded the already high expectations I had for it. Therefore, I’m not going to say too much about the film, but I would urge you to go see it at your local theatre. Don’t be put off if you don’t like the beautiful game as football is mainly used as a metaphor in the film. This is primarily a film about perseverence and hope and desire and friendship and madness and life and family and fear and fun. It’s also unbelievably hilarious at times and deeply moving at others. The acting is excellent throughout and the script, by Loach’s regular sidekick Paul Laverty, is the best I’ve come across in a while. Loach’s trademark style is also present, although it does differ in terms of its tone. I’m sure you get the picture at the stage, so here’s a few tunes about Monsieur Cantona. His acting might not be as good as his football used to be, but his performance in the film kicked ass. I hope you get a kick out of these tunes

01 You are Cantona – Beach

02 Can I Kick It? – The Popguns

03 Kung Fu – Ash

04 Kung Fu Fighting (Carl Douglas cover) – Robyn Hitchcock

05 Hong Kong Book of Kung Fu – Cornershop

06 Kung Fu International – John Cooper Clarke

07 Do You Karate – Fight Like Apes