Sur la plage

On the beach

On the beach

Agathe (centre) showing Salomé (left) and Chloé how to fly a kite

Agathe (centre) showing Salomé (left) and Chloé how to fly a kite

The beach at night

The beach at night

A couple of weeks ago, I spent a rather pleasant time on the French coast. I was staying with my friend, Agathe, and her mother, Gisèle, at their holiday home south of Nantes. For the best part of a week, the two ladies took great care of me. Everyday, I had a wonderful breakfast, lunch and dinner (or petit déjuner, dejuner and dîner, as they’re known in France). I got to sample lots of lovely fruits, vegetables, meat and bread. Even better, I got to eat a load of fish and seafood. Some of the seafood took a bit of an effort on my part, as I had to break open the shell surrounding it. However, it was worth it as it all tasted quite delicious. Each day, we went down to the beach for a stroll and a lie-down on the sand. And, one night, we accompanied two young friends of Agathe, Chloé and Salomé, as we took turns flying a kite in the breeze. Here’s a little limerick from Limerick for Chloé and Salomé:

There was a young girl called Chloé
Whose sister was named Salomé
At the beach one night
They both flew a kite
And they also got to know me

As if all that wasn’t enough, the weather was warm and sunny and there wasn’t a cloud in sight. In fact, it didn’t even rain once while I was there. So, thanks again to Agathe and Gisèle for a wonderful time, for feeding me so well, and for the brilliant weather. Here’s a bunch of beach-related songs

The Beach Song – Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

I Want To Go To The Beach – Iggy Pop

Echo Beach (Martha & The Muffins cover) – Robert Forster

On the Beach (Neil Young Cover) – Radiohead

Ease Your Feet In The Sea – Belle & Sebastian

The Sea and the Sand – Lloyd Cole

The Warmth Of The Sun – The Beach Boys

Down the Beach – John Phillips

The Moon Shifts The Sea The Sea Shapes The Shore The Shore Shakes The Sand The Sand Sinks The Ship – A.Armada

Lloyd, I’m Ready To Be Heartbroken

L Cole
For the second time in a forthnight I saw a member of an eighties band who’s been solo for three decades. Lloyd Cole may not have the same stage presence and energy as Morrissey, but he played a fine show at Dolans on Saturday. Lloyd started out with the Commotions and he released three albums with them before going solo in the late 80s. Like The Smiths, The Commotions played melodic indie pop combined with witty albeit melancholic lyrics. His solo work continued in this vein and he has amassed seven albums, two live sets and a box set since going out on his own. As he told us from the stage he now lives in Massachusetts with his wife and two kids. He has become an enthusiastic golfer as well and has a 5.3 handicap (apparently this is good)

I saw him play a solo gig at Dolans about eight years ago. Not much has changed except that he’s a bit older and his hair is grey. Fittingly, one of only two covers he sang was Tower of Song by Leonard Cohen (the other was Bacharach & David’s I Just Don’t Know What to Do With Myself). The show was divided into two 45 minute sets with a 15 minute break at half time, presumably for oranges. He needed the vitamin C as he admitted he had a bit of a cold. On top of this he had lost four pounds thanks to the Belfast Diet. Apparently, he had some fish up the north that didn’t agree with him. Consequently, he was a bit low on energy. Nevertheless, the only energy he expends is to get up from his seat after every few songs to swap his guitar for his other one. He doesn’t seem to have a roadie, but he left with a guy who was carrying his bags. Perhaps it was his caddie

This lack of energy might impair the performance of some musicians, but in Mr Cole’s case it simply added to his act. He’s quite a dry individual who never smiles and seems quite miserable. In fact, he is quite funny and the audience was just as interested in his stories and humour as in the songs. The average age of the audience has also increased since I saw him previously. Towards the end, he reassured them that he was nearly done and that they would be able to get to get home to let their babysitters go home! There were a number of shouts for favourite songs from the audience throughout the gig, including one latecomer who shouted out for Rattlesnakes. Lloyd was taken aback and pointed out that he had played it earlier. “I’m my own support act,” he quipped. He played many of the Commotions’ hits, although he left out Forest Fire and played nothing from Mainstream. One of the highlights was Lost Weekend and everybody sang along with him on this one. He’s got a new four-cd, 59-track box set out called Cleaning Out the Ashtrays. He must have played a good few tracks from this set as I didn’t recognise a lot of them. Even so, they sounded good and contained the type of lyrics that we’ve become accustomed to. All in all, it was a relaxed and delightful gig. I’d certainly recommend going to see him if he’s in these neck of the woods again

Lost Weekend – Lloyd Cole

Why I Love Country Music – Lloyd Cole

Unhappy Song – Lloyd Cole

Music In A Foreign Language – Lloyd Cole

Rattlesnakes (L Cole cover) – Tori Amos

Are You Ready To Be Heartbroken? (L Cole cover) – Sandie Shaw

Lloyd, I’m Ready To Be Heartbroken – Camera Obscura